This is classic. A Fox News reporter is in a restaurant in Pennsylvania when he asks the patrons who they are voting for. When McCain’s name comes up, ONE man reluctantly raises his hand, and then his wife right next to him shoves his arm down before his vote can be counted. Then the reporter asks for Obama votes. The whole restaurant raises their hands.
Then the punchline (delivered with complete seriousness to the TV audience): “Alright, see? It’s split…”
The room erupts in laughter.